Sunday, April 17, 2011

Dear Fierce Lady on the Other Side of the Coffee Shop

Dear Fierce Lady on the Other Side of the Coffee Shop, 

Firstly, I must admit, you have an impressive amount of...confidence.  There you sit, legs crossed, heeled foot bobbing, slurping on your pink smoothie.  Those zebra-printed tights really make your denim skirt pop.  And, oh my, your hair!  My apple and its orange friend could happily hide beneath that magnificent pouf.  Behind that tease, they'd be safe from the hole in the O-Zone layer you contributed to with that last bottle of Aqua Net.  And it's really clever how you appear to be keeping time by popping your gum so methodically.  

It's characters like you, Fierce Lady on the Other Side of the Coffee Shop, that keep the world a stage.  We love the unknowing celebrities being followed by cameras, discussing their "Situations" and drama.  It just seems to be as if your camera guy took the night off.  So, thank you for venturing out today for that strawberry smoothie sans lens.  You've compelled me to share your image.  Now just hope it goes viral.

Regards of Some Sort, 
Laura

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